Wednesday, December 30, 2009

The training begins

Day 29, cloudy in the deep sea.

The Adobe Illustrator CS was a piece of cake! I read everything in the e-book and just have to master these 5 steps to become a pro.

STEP 1: TRAIN FINGER MUSCLES
Pick 10,000 ripe cherries with wooden chopsticks. Duration: 10 hours.

STEP 2: BE VERY METICULOUS
Select perfect-looking grapes and make the best sparkling grape juice ever. Duration: 5 hours.

STEP 3: LEARN COLOURS
Create numerous rainbows and learn the colours. Duration: 5 hours.

STEP 4: FIND INSPIRATION
In order to obtain inspiration, one has to meditate under an apple tree. Duration: 3 hours.

STEP 5: PERSONALISE YOUR MOUSE
Every warrior has a weapon. It's the same as being a pro Illustrator. Select your favourite mouse and personalise it. Duration: 1 hour. [Note: Bling blings are nice but not entirely practical, try adding a layer of sponge to give it a comfortable grip]

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